Santa meets Jesus Santa is working on toys when Jesus enters the room Jesus walks in and sits down and starts talking to Santa. Jesus : Hello sir may I ask you your name? And what you are doing ? Santa :  yes. My name is Santa. I am making toys as gifts  for all the boys and girls, and even for those that are all grown up, who still believe in the gift  of giving. Jesus : (starts to explain,) well Santa my father, God is living in heaven and he decided to give a gift this year to all the people , and he was wondering if you would be interested in giving this gift to all that will except it? Santa : oh really; I don’t know ummm what’s your name ? That means I’ll have a lot more work to do . I only have so many days till Christmas. You know. Jesus :  Christ Santa : Christ what ? Jesus : You asked me my name remember? I am the one who put Christ in to Christmas. I am the Christ, The gift the son of God Santa : OH GO AWAY FROM ME ! I’m not good enough for you to be asking me to do such a thing. And besides how can I fit you in my bag? Jesus : I don’t want to be put in your bag, And God my father has chosen you to put  the gift he wants to give in all the hearts that will except me. And besides you are the giver and the deliver of many gifts, so its not like you don’t know what you are doing. And besides when you say ho ho ho you have a loud enough mouth for all the world to hear. And people will listen to you. (Page 2) Santa : well thanks for the loud mouth thing. But I’m still not sure I want to do this thing for your father. You see I only know how to give toys. I’m not even sure I would know how to stick you in to peoples hearts . don’t you think that might hurt ? And besides your waaaaay to big to fit in my bag. Jesus : I told you ,You don’t have to stick me in your bag. In the heart Santa in the heart . it is a free gift how can you say you wont do this? it is very important for you to do the will of God.. Santa : and if I don’t ? Jesus : Then I will have to take the Christ out of Christmas because I am the reason why people celebrate this wonderful time of year I was born and the 3  very smart wise  men brought me very nice presents. I got colognes to make me smell good and gold to put me through Holy Ghost College . and by the way Santa; IF I do have to take the Christ out of Christmas you will be standing in the unemployment line. Santa : what kind of presents was that for a baby? Oh I get it babies do some times stink,  I  bet back in your days you didn’t have any thing called pampers  ho ho ho . and well I guess we all need to be prepared for the future. Holy Ghost College huh? Ok ;  Christ  tell me what you want me to do. And I will do what your father in heaven is asking. And sense  you are passing out this free gift how can I put you in my heart ? Jesus : well first you just need to ask me to forgive you of all the bad things you have ever done :your sins. And by the way Santa; after talking to your mother you got a lot of sins that need to be forgiven. Like pushing your brother down the stairs ,putting his arm in the ringer washer and starting fires . And what about drinking in my fathers house during a church service  behind the curtain ? do you think you need to be forgiven? Then you need to ask me, and I will forgive you. Just ask me to come in to your my heart and live forever .  In Jesus name amen. Santa : Jesus forgive me of all my sins and come in to my heart and live forever amen. and by the way Jesus please help my mom to keep her big  mouth shut and not to tell all my secrets  thank you. Oh yeah in Jesus name .amen (Page 3) Jesus : now Santa  you have just received the greatest gift in the whole world ,me . Know I will be able to use you to preach the gospel and tell all the people how to be saved and keep me in there hearts . You will lead many people to me  and I will save them also just like I did you. You now will be called a bible thumping preaching Santa from Georgetown Il  And my father will bless your words and use them to bring hope and life to the lost, dyeing and sick. And by the way Santa your wife Alberta Clause already knows  me, and she has been praying for you a long time to straighten up and fly right. And every time she tells you that you thought you needed to work on Rudolf the red nose reindeer. Santa : and here all this time it was me that needed work . Thank you Jesus for saving my soul. I better be going now Jesus, I got some preaching to do I have got to put you in the hearts of all men a free gift. The gift of Jesus Christ .   Written by (Charlie) Cynthia Zumwalt written December 2004 Harvest Time Christian Center                                                     Georgetown Ill,  61846                                                    r.zumwalt@insightbb.com